Jail Bird

(photo-the children cry for their torn family)
On a sad note; On Friday the dady bird had to be incarcerated on multiple domestic violence charges. He and his lawyers have refused any comment at this time. Officer StoutPony was on the seen and described the episode as "Horrible!, just horrible!". The period of his incarceration is indefinite. An avian phsycologist we consulted stated that this kind of agressive behavior is not entirely uncomon and he just needs some time to himself. The ladybird has also declined comment however she is working extra hard to keep the kids provided for in his absence.